Dear Masterchef,
I just wanted to send you this letter to let you know that I am still pissed at you.  I thought you were different from Survivor, Big Brother and the rest of them who claim to be “real”. I thought that although you most likely were as fake as them that maybe you would surprise me and be real enough that I would  never want to take my eyes off you. We had good times and enjoyed good food in Australia but after a while I had suspicions that …